Showing posts with label Reality Checks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reality Checks. Show all posts

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Tyra Keeps Talking About Her Real Hair




Im SO over Tyra talking about her real hair. Yes we was all proud of her for showing her real hair on the “Tyra Show” that day but damn your still talking about it. I feel that Tyra is one of those celebrities that needs constant validation on everything she does, from the day she told all the people that called her “fat” to “kiss her fat ass” to now. her talking to anyone and everyone about her real hair. GET OVER IT we all have real hair, put your damn weave back in so we can all move on with our life’s cause you clearly won’t stop talking about it. AND ANOTHER THING just cause your natural hair is “kinky” and your Black don’t mean that all Black girls hair is naturally “kinky” hell my mom has some bomb ass mix people hair and she’s Black damn it. Eehhh I for one am sick of hearing about Tyra and her real ass hair.

P.S. don’t think I didn’t notice that she came out with her hair HELLA wet that say on the show to make it look straighter, longer, and better. SHE IS NOT SLICK!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Dear, Tila Tequila




Dear, Tila Tequila

Why am I hearing that you have beef with Teyana Taylor cause you keep running yo damn mouth? Now you should have known damn well that when you was sending those crazy tweets the Chris Brown someone was going to want to get in your ass. And then to top things off you damn near called Teyana Taylor a no body… ya can you say HOT MESS cause I sure can. Missy I going to give you some advice, stop putting higher celebs in your tweets and talking shit about them, because it’s clearly not getting you anywhere but cussed out, while giving me something to laugh about on twitter.

Love,

MissChocolate

P.S. I’m not sure if you should be talking about other celebs in your blog, that’s just asking to get cussed out. xoxo

Thursday, September 17, 2009

BASIC BITCH


like he said if you watch this and you get mad you are a "basic bitch" sorry, personally I laughed so damn hard I had tears. I watched this shit 4 more times and cried even more and showed some other people. It got to a point where I was like fuck it I need to put this shit on my site AND type out what he says cause baby some of yall just might get it twisted and you just might need to read cause you don’t get ;. aka yous a basic bitch so you a little slow, BUT that’s ok cause I typed it out for ya.

-if you fuck a nigga and all his home boys yous a basic bitch
-if you call yo self "McJazzy" or "McJazzy if you nasty" yous a basic bitch
-if you’re a black girl and your wear is red, green, purple or blond yous a basic bitch
-if you on a date with a man with no money and expect every man to pay for your food and one don’t use a basic bitch and you should have had a backup plan
-if you claim you independent get with a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids with a nigga, and take a nigga to court and ask for spousal support when you already getting child support; you can kill yo self yous a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowing you cant even cook a boild egg...... yous a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of your man knowing that you have been together for a year or two yous a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it look big knowing that you aint got one yous a basic bitch
-if you and ya man have all yall clothes off and about to have sex and you put your hands up and say "stop" yous a basic bitch and you already new what you was getting yourself into while he was kissing up on your neck
-is you sang any Beyonce song all day erryday sumthin like "upgrade" and aint nuttin upgraded about you since high school in 92 kill yo self and you a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids by 5 babies daddies.................yous a basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Marry show period knowing you could have saved the trouble knowing you could have tested him at the hospital yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world rehocate and then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again Christian yous a basic bitch
-if i see grandma panties in anything you wear ANYTHING yous a basic bitch
-if you hang around nuttin but females and you hate on niggas talk about niggas and talk about the females that hang around niggas all day by callin them hoes, yous a basic bitch and shes a smart bitch because she actually take the time to study men unlike you readin a motherfuckin act like a lady or think like a man or readin a motherfucken Zane book
-if you step in the club with the fresh heels on toes done and the back of your ankles ashy yous a basic bitch
-if you fucken a man in the bedroom as yo baby in yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch talk like a bitch and get mad cause someone call you a bitch, you a basic bitch
-if you gettin offended right now yous a basic bitch

if you sat through this whole video laughed your way through it lift up yo breast and say "i fuck with this nigga" he fucks with you too thinks yous a real bitch he wants yo number along with yo Skype so he can cyber but the shit out chu

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Tyra Does A Show On Stereotypes


Personally I’m very happy that Tyra did this show because it shows how people really do just judge on image before they judge the personality. Like I don’t understand why people really feel that it’s ok for them to look at someone and just be like oh she’s dumb, or oh he sells drugs, and the crazy thing that killed me the most was when the Black guy was like I don’t like dark skinned people and when Tyra was like well what color are you, he said he was “brown” like really, really your brown ookkkaayyy you sound so dumb. It truly does remind me of the article that I did called she’s cute for a dark skinned girl [click here to read it] because I always find it funny how people will judge someone on their skin tone like just because your lighter you’re going to be a angle and have a job, and just because your dark skinned your jobless and won’t ever be anything in life. It’s a mess and I wish people will get it together like really its 09 people, and you’re still judging on skin tone and someone's appearance. HOT MESS!!!