BASIC BITCH

like he said if you watch this and you get mad you are a "basic bitch" sorry, personally I laughed so damn hard I had tears. I watched this shit 4 more times and cried even more and showed some other people. It got to a point where I was like fuck it I need to put this shit on my site AND type out what he says cause baby some of yall just might get it twisted and you just might need to read cause you don’t get ;. aka yous a basic bitch so you a little slow, BUT that’s ok cause I typed it out for ya.

-if you fuck a nigga and all his home boys yous a basic bitch
-if you call yo self "McJazzy" or "McJazzy if you nasty" yous a basic bitch
-if you’re a black girl and your wear is red, green, purple or blond yous a basic bitch
-if you on a date with a man with no money and expect every man to pay for your food and one don’t use a basic bitch and you should have had a backup plan
-if you claim you independent get with a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids with a nigga, and take a nigga to court and ask for spousal support when you already getting child support; you can kill yo self yous a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowing you cant even cook a boild egg...... yous a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of your man knowing that you have been together for a year or two yous a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it look big knowing that you aint got one yous a basic bitch
-if you and ya man have all yall clothes off and about to have sex and you put your hands up and say "stop" yous a basic bitch and you already new what you was getting yourself into while he was kissing up on your neck
-is you sang any Beyonce song all day erryday sumthin like "upgrade" and aint nuttin upgraded about you since high school in 92 kill yo self and you a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids by 5 babies daddies.................yous a basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Marry show period knowing you could have saved the trouble knowing you could have tested him at the hospital yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world rehocate and then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again Christian yous a basic bitch
-if i see grandma panties in anything you wear ANYTHING yous a basic bitch
-if you hang around nuttin but females and you hate on niggas talk about niggas and talk about the females that hang around niggas all day by callin them hoes, yous a basic bitch and shes a smart bitch because she actually take the time to study men unlike you readin a motherfuckin act like a lady or think like a man or readin a motherfucken Zane book
-if you step in the club with the fresh heels on toes done and the back of your ankles ashy yous a basic bitch
-if you fucken a man in the bedroom as yo baby in yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch talk like a bitch and get mad cause someone call you a bitch, you a basic bitch
-if you gettin offended right now yous a basic bitch

if you sat through this whole video laughed your way through it lift up yo breast and say "i fuck with this nigga" he fucks with you too thinks yous a real bitch he wants yo number along with yo Skype so he can cyber but the shit out chu